brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

(via g-iggle)


andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

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my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

(via g-iggle)


burgrs:

if im ever a teacher and i see 1 fuckin kid bullying someone in my goddamn class im going to SHIT on their desk and make them write a 5 page report on what my shit smells like

(via g-iggle)


harryedward:

5secsoftroyler:

harryedward:

This is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marijuana. Don’t smoke weed please reblog to save a life

That’s an orange

Please dont be disrespectful thats a weed smoker’s lungs after he died from weed smoking  

harryedward:

5secsoftroyler:

harryedward:

This is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marijuana. Don’t smoke weed please reblog to save a life

That’s an orange

Please dont be disrespectful thats a weed smoker’s lungs after he died from weed smoking  

(via g-iggle)


Diet culture tells us to put food we don’t like into a body we don’t like and makes us believe this behavior will lead to happiness. It’s paradoxial. We have to change our mindset and the rest will follow, I promise. It doesn’t have to be a fight.

bereiken:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

i want to read this book someone please write it

bereiken:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

i want to read this book someone please write it

(via letstakeawalktoremember)


partyinthenunnery:

Fictional Places

(via metal-headz-unite)


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stability:

magicconchshell:

imagine if you got in a argument with someone and you just whipped a tampon out of your vagina and smacked them with it mid sentence 

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z33zy:


Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

z33zy:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

(via see-what-eye-see)


mistintrees:

this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face
"I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT"

mistintrees:

this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face

"I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT"

(via g-iggle)


mrioa:

i can’t breathe

mrioa:

i can’t breathe

(via g-iggle)